jeggings are an excellent example of what is wrong with the world today
if you don't know what those are, god bless you dear soul, you have been blissfully sheltered
now let me make your world a little less beautiful:
jeggings are the drunken lovechild of jeans and leggings
"the comfort of leggings with the style of jeans"
basically, leggings with seams and pockets printed on so "no one can tell you're wearing leggings"
bullshit!
you end up looking like a grade school drama prop gone horribly wrong
they're even worse than skinny jeans, and my feelings toward skinny jeans make my feelings toward my junior year high school english teacher seem downright amiable
(i guess that only makes sense if you know me - in short, i hated that deluded bitch)
if you wanna subject the world to you wearing leggings around, just do it
don't add the insult of pretending that no one's intelligent enough to tell that your pockets are actually ink
it's just rude!
seriously people, what the fuck?!
(yes, i just saw a commercial for jeaneez, and it made me angry)
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