i just threatened my boyfriend with mashed potatoes

i believe my exact words were "...i will rub mashed potatoes in your hair!"

(it makes me happy that i'm dating someone who will consider the source, and put up with me anyway)

(just for the record, had he actually done what follow through of that threat was contingent upon, he totally would have deserved the aforementioned potatoes, but he didn't, so that saved me from having to make, then waste mashed potatoes)

(everybody confused now? yeah, me too)

ps

i realize darkside skittles have lime, but it's the wrong lime
it tastes unfriendly

the new green skittles anger me

why the fuck did they change the flavor of green skittles?

(yes, i realize the change happened a while ago, but i didn't have a working computer to document my first outburst of extreme rage - now i do, and am eating skittles, which reminded me how angry i am)

and why do they still put the word "original" on their packaging when they've clearly changed them from the original flavors.
Skittles are liars!!!!!
i hate green apple candy.

i love lime candy.  

i love skittles, but now when i eat them, every time i get to a green one my mouth gets angry.

i should just pick them out and throw them away, but for some unknown reason, i still eat them, and then get angry.

i am currently angry, and eating the yellow ones to cheer me up, because yellow has the decency to stay lemon.  if yellow ever turns bananas, i will shit a fucking brick (not literally, i don't eat clay, but the emotional trauma will be roughly equivalent to expelling a building's worth).

EXPLETIVE!!!

EXPLETIVE!!!

EXPLETIVE!!!

i couldn't think of an oath strong enough to express my current feelings, so feel free to insert your expletive of choice and be angry with me

BE ANGRY DAMMIT!!!

people are stupid

when you spend years (yes, literally years) trying to make someone understand something, then one day they're all "you know what i just realized..." followed, almost verbatim, by that little nugget you've been trying so hard to get them to see, don't you just wanna punch them in the throat (after you stop screaming)?
(or possibly simultaneously)

being an adult sucks

i'm pretty sure my car insurance costs more than my car is worth
awesome
just fucking awesome


(do you ever look at your life and realize that almost every aspect of it complete shit, and there's nothing you can do about it?)
(um....right....neither do it...yeah, no)

words of wisdom

if you forget to eat one day (it happens), don't think you can start the next day with a double cheeseburger without getting nauseous (yes, i know nauseated is the correct word there, but i don't like the way it sounds, so i'll play the willfully ignorant american card, and choose like-how-it-soundsishness over grammatical correctitude)

so yeah, don't start your day with double cheeseburger deliciousness if you forgot to eat the day before
(or, on a  healthier note, don't neglect to eat for a whole day just because it doesn't occur to you that you're hungry)

i'm irked

does it irk anyone else that on tv when someone gets cut off or hung up on when they're on a cell phone you hear a dial tone?
that irks me, i am irked