Thursday, March 20, 2014

the new green skittles anger me

why the fuck did they change the flavor of green skittles?


(yes, i realize the change happened a while ago, but i didn't have a working computer to document my first outburst of extreme rage - now i do, and am eating skittles, which reminded me how angry i am)
and why do they still put the word "original" on their packaging when they've clearly changed them from the original flavors.
Skittles are liars!!!!!
i hate green apple candy.
i love lime candy.  
i love skittles, but now when i eat them, every time i get to a green one my mouth gets angry.
i should just pick them out and throw them away, but for some unknown reason, i still eat them, and then get angry.
i am currently angry, and eating the yellow ones to cheer me up, because yellow has the decency to stay lemon.  if yellow ever turns bananas, i will shit a fucking brick (not literally, i don't eat clay, but the emotional trauma will be roughly equivalent to expelling a building's worth).

EXPLETIVE!!!

EXPLETIVE!!!

EXPLETIVE!!!

i couldn't think of an oath strong enough to express my current feelings, so feel free to insert your expletive of choice and be angry with me
BE ANGRY DAMMIT!!!


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